Random reigns!

Above is a lovely picture of love and union between my Winnie teddy and babz my bunny! they make such a cute couple dont ya think!

Ok some funny quotes ...me to Sam on the phones "I took you cellularly!" random! Also my cub scout Shane told me I looked like a million dollars...old and wrinkled! What a legend..yes I can take a joke!lol

Heres a lovely poem off the top of me noggin!

There once was a puppy
who loved to run around
his name was zuppy
and he made a cute noise
one day he was chasing a fly
who was a little too high
so he jumped
but didn't look
and landed in a bucket....


I love how my poems always stop rhyming!haha

Today my post is short and sweet
Laters!
ClaireBear

Wow I've been lazy

Wow I havent written here in a while and mainly its because i've been very random and been playing frisbee in the dark!!! :P Right I am soo blonde I cannot think of quotes from the last two weeks!!! There is soo much but I promise from now on I shall save it in my phone the moment I hear it!!

Heres a new poem:

There once was a lad called Jack
He walked around with a sack
people would ask what was in it
but he would never admit
that in there was some potatoes
he just had nowhere to keep them...

Yes odd stuff there!

Must tell you bout my ducks.... I have three..Edgar, Allen and Poe.

Edgar lives in my Dads car on the dash board he likes it there.
Allen is a lil slut and never know where he is!
Poe is quiet and relaxed


Oh while drunk Aaron sang this "I fucked a duck and I liked it!!"

but i like this!


awww how funny/cute is this:

I'm outtie!
ClaireBear!

yet more innuendo!

Wel after 2days of not posting i have accumulated many quotes of innuendo splender! Sunday night myself Ian Aaron and Dean went to see the women and these quotes rose from our conversation..

As I put my slush puppy down..... Dean "Woah i thought you were gonna miss the hole!"
Claire "I never miss the hole!"

Funny! Then as I squirmed in my chair Dean turned to me and asked what was up my reply "hes licking me and sticking things in my crevases" Aaron was trying to stick popcorn in my ears and nose! lol

Tonight in Cub Scouts i have to quote my brother AGAIN! playing numbers game he shouted at one kid "you did a number two instead" I really hope he didnt Steve cause thats nasty!!! :P

Ok now for my usual poem!!!

Up in the tree there lay a sloth
he was being annoyed by an old grey moth
He swung to hit it
but was slow and missed it
instead he fell tothe ground
and landed on an ant mound
you can guess it hurt
he was covered in earth
he let out a sigh
and began to climb.


Right need my bed laters!#
Claire

hehehehehe

Thats all I can say..hehehehe

heres my quote/inuendo for today. We were sitting around the table and my brother was talking bout the dentist and he said : "He used stick his fingers and all sorts of things in there" hahhahahaha I thought that was HILARIOUS!!! oh btw HI MOM! :P

Ok here goes my poem...

There once was a guy called Ted
who fell right outta bed
He hurt his pool old head
And forgot everything
so when his phone did ring
who couldn't find the thing.
but it would't have mattered anyway
Cus his memory was somewhere with it!
He was in a daze for days
till he fell into a pit

The end :P

I do realise my insanity is well insane! My manager told me umteen times today that i was Crazy...Thanks Laura haha

Heres A lovely sketch for today too...That is all
Claire

Another day more madness

Ok last night my brother Stephen turned to Susan and said "i have something for you in my pocket"...and the continued to say it isn't that big.. If thats not great Innuendo I don't know what is!!haha...It was a whistle btw lol

Ok I wrote this poem the other night and i quite like it :P

There was a snail
who went to jail
for robbing a bank
in a massive tank
he got caught
when the tank broke down
just outside town
he tried to run
while shooting a gun
but he wasn't fast
and he had no thumb!
what a blast!

Literary genius is soo true :P

Right heres another Cyanide and happiness worthy of my random blog! Its also Innuendo wooo!


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

So there ya go thats all for today!

laters!

Well randomness remains!

Back again! No interesting quotes due to my long day at work :P As for Innuendo plenty of but all too long to get into haha!

Ok I love this look:

hehe I always wanted to mail random things! Imagine getting aa package and opening it to find a stone...how random...

Anyway a poem its totaly time for a damn poem... (yes i realise about 100years ago if not less I would have ended up in an assylum!)

Fred owned a pickaxe
helped him to relax
but anytime he saw a cat
he'd totally scat
but there in bed
it is said
he cuddles his pickaxe
just to help him relax
what a freak!


Yes yes say what you want but like I rather being a lil mad and loving life than a moody fecker! :P

nothing beats a bit of madnesss......

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Welcome!

Right let me explain to you what my new blog is all about! Basically as of late I have been writing funny and random poems to my friend Chantelle on bebo and someone (my brother :P) told me I should blog them because some are apparently quite good! Now they may not suit all tastes as they are usually very childish and just fun! They come straight from my head which most would believe to be filled with air and well ya thats it haha

Nah I am wacky in personality and hope you enjoy my sheer randomness! For my first poem I will steal one which I wrote to Chantelle the other day.

there was a kangaroo
who jumped in a loo
got wet head to toe
had a big black fro
and his name was something like Joe...

Stay tuned for plenty more randomness and funny quotes from my super friends! You will get to know them in my blog...

Oh and you will also learn that I have a problem with Innuendo yes i said it InURendo!!!!