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hey my followers!!lol not that i have any!

ok funniest thing i heard today had to be my dad at dinner today i better give the back story...

I had a very weird dream last night where I was on a massive eight story bus!!! and there was a pool and everything! Dad said the water would go everywhere when it went around corners (good point!!!) The mum was on about Cruise ship and pools on them being better etc! Dad was saying not always because and i quote "When the sea gets wet!" Because its usually dry don't you know!! He meant to say rough!! lmao!

I know i'm an odd child wish I could say that was my weirdest dream haha!





So after that interesting and down right WEIRD video by Venetian Princess I must go do something fun and exciting or just stare at the tv watching Munster Beat the Dragons!

Later Gaters!

best post EVER!

What better way to start my random blog than with a cyanide and happiness sketch I do enjoy a good chuckle reading them!
~Here are some random quotes that I found quite comical some are a lil stoopid but some are great!~

1. "Never laugh at a clown with a gun." -- Anonymous
2. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That was you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too." -- Anonymous
3. "The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Oh, sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing." -- Lt. Frank Drebin in Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
4. "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip...uh-huh, uh huh." -- Sesame Street
5. "I buy women shoes, and they use them to walk away from me." -- Mickey Rooney
6. "Your request for no MSG was ignored." -- fortune cookie
7. "Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it." -- Robin
8. "Insanity runs in my family...it practically gallops." -- Arsenic & Old Lace
9. "Lorraine, my density has popped me to you (trying to say, 'My destiny has brought me to you')" - Marty McFly, Back to the Future
10. "I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up." -- Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
11. "Tough guys don't do math. Tough guys fry chicken for a living." -- Jaime Escalante in Stand and Deliver
12. "The meek may inherit the earth but they don't get into Harvard." -- Neil in Dead Poet's Society
13. "A nagging wife is like water going drip-drip-drip." -- Proverbs 19:13
14. "I've got a whole bag of SHHH with your name on it." -- Dr. Evil in Austin Powers II
15. "Sometimes a road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." -- Jerry Seinfeld
16. "He's committed pesticide!!!" -- James and the Giant Peach
17. "Well, I'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants?" -- from Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
18. "Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?" -- from the movie Roxanne
19. “Before TV, two world wars. After TV, zero.” -- American Broadcasting Company ad campaign
20. “He saw the world as one big rolodex…” – friend of former President Reagan
21. “If it wasn’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life.” – quote I heard somewhere
22. “It’s about supply and demand. I have a demand for men and the supply is all gay.” - quote from my friend Michal
23. “If you prefer high heeled shoes to women, it’s probably good for the economy.” – Professor Levenson, who teaches clinical psychology at UC Berkeley
24. Real “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” question…I’m serious: “Which of these is an odd number? (a) two (b) five (c) eight (d) Robin Williams
25. “Do we have any yard sale people out there?”, “That doesn’t look like a standard-issue haircut, my friend.”, “Fiber is a word you might want to look into…that’s never happened before…since I derailed that Amtrak!”, and the last really funny thing the announcer at the Washington, D.C. capitol fourth fireworks celebration said
26. “Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” -- Snoopy
27. "Count your chickens before they're hatched -- count them whenever you can." -- The Count from Sesame Street

Sarcastic gamer is sooo funny and as much as I adore the wii fit that video had my whole family in stitches!!!! Probably because Mum uses it every day I wish I used it more often but I just have issues with getting out of bed earlier than I need to! Ah well!!

My poem for today:

Something came a flying
from a window up above
a guy walked along sighing
because he had just lost his love
unlucky for this sod
the item from above hit him in the head
It was OF COURSE a Fridge
it was pretty and red!

Ah I do astound myself! Oh btw most impotant 3 words in my vocabulary are "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" I just felt that my loyal reader needed to know that! :P

I'm off to paint my fridge red!
Laters!!!

Claire!

Funny out Barrack Obama doing his version of single ladies! Ok So its not really him but comical all the same!

Ok so dad thinks Lady gaga is hot!!hahaah!! And is fascintaed by bebo and facebook sooo funny!!! he was glued to my laptop as i showed him pictures etc!

Oh I love Cyanide and happiness!

I think its time to do one of my poems that i have totally stopped posting so here goes my randomness!!

there once was a pig called luck
he loved the feel of muck
his name was ironic
as he had no luck
one day his mate nick
hit him with a stick
it hurt...loads...

hahaha i'm such a loser!

Right i'm off to grow some rhubarb or just watch tv we shall see!!!
Claire

Bleh!

well this video here is an art form Charlie the Unicorn goes to candy mountain! The las line totally hilarious! There is a second video too not as good but swear both were made by complete stoners!haha!Totally myt kinda random!!

Yea so in other news another total random piece of video is the new Coke add! What the hell like! 2 teens in a library studying and one draws a bottle on his arm the other draws a glass on hers and he empties the coke into her glass totally weird!

Ok So people hi I am a total anti Valentines day type person but to my joyous luck I work in Hallmark! Yes a card shop ugh anyway we got in these teddies right! They are dogs that wag their tails and go "give me a hug, give me a gug, i want a hug, give me a hug" Freaks the bejesus outta me! Not funny lol

Ok clearly the lol means it is funny!

Right still no quotes but hey Ian BIT my arm and I fell up steps! Yes I am THE clumsiest person ever btw!

Better Go injure myself! Might try falling Down the stairs this time haha! :P


Claire!

wow long long time since posted!

New Years Resolution post more I think! haha

Right so funniest thing I saw lately was someone hacked into Wikipedia and changed it so that if you searched Jonas Brothers the only thing that came up was :

The Jonas Brothers have Genital Warts!!! Sooo funny! 

Hmm Quotes Are very lacking at the moment but I will get into the habit of saving them to my phone when I'm sober that is!

Ok I just have to say the best video by comedian Jeff Dunham here I know its old but if you haven't seen it you ARE missing out!!! 

Right i'm outta here for now

CLAIREBEAR!

Random reigns!

Above is a lovely picture of love and union between my Winnie teddy and babz my bunny! they make such a cute couple dont ya think!

Ok some funny quotes ...me to Sam on the phones "I took you cellularly!" random! Also my cub scout Shane told me I looked like a million dollars...old and wrinkled! What a legend..yes I can take a joke!lol

Heres a lovely poem off the top of me noggin!

There once was a puppy
who loved to run around
his name was zuppy
and he made a cute noise
one day he was chasing a fly
who was a little too high
so he jumped
but didn't look
and landed in a bucket....


I love how my poems always stop rhyming!haha

Today my post is short and sweet
Laters!
ClaireBear

Wow I've been lazy

Wow I havent written here in a while and mainly its because i've been very random and been playing frisbee in the dark!!! :P Right I am soo blonde I cannot think of quotes from the last two weeks!!! There is soo much but I promise from now on I shall save it in my phone the moment I hear it!!

Heres a new poem:

There once was a lad called Jack
He walked around with a sack
people would ask what was in it
but he would never admit
that in there was some potatoes
he just had nowhere to keep them...

Yes odd stuff there!

Must tell you bout my ducks.... I have three..Edgar, Allen and Poe.

Edgar lives in my Dads car on the dash board he likes it there.
Allen is a lil slut and never know where he is!
Poe is quiet and relaxed


Oh while drunk Aaron sang this "I fucked a duck and I liked it!!"

but i like this!


awww how funny/cute is this:

I'm outtie!
ClaireBear!